Ever wonder what put the dot in the .com boom? Greed, guys. Nothing but pure and unadulterated human greed, according to actor/monologist Michael Daisey, who bears the scars of first-hand encounter. Daisey is a funny man and his 21 Dog Years: Doing Time @ Amazon.com is a very funny show. This little offering premiered in Seattle and went on to off-Broadway and beyond.
Daisey is a pudgy guy in a black shirt and pants. He perspires. A lot. Intensely physical, he is all over the stage, sweating, mugging and assuming the persona of a dozen or more characters with whom he interacts. As we accompany him on his journey from office temp to business development exec (and back again), we grow to know him and his wife Jean-Michele, who is, in real life, the director of this piece. In the course of his odyssey, Daisey manages to gently skewer mothers (his own), geeks, bad rock bands, Power Point presentations and the cult of (Amazon.com CEO) Jeff Bezos as deity. Not to mention the paramount position of customer service in our society. (Not!)
Until he gets out, Daisey defines the dot.com sellout but, to tell the truth, he only did it for the insurance at least in the beginning. Temps dont get insurance but permanent employees do, so our hero, armed only with a Bachelors degree in aesthetics, enters the hallowed halls of Amazon.com where employees bring their dogs to work and let them run free. Eventually, the animals coalesce into packs, which could be a nice metaphor for what happens to the humans as well.
As an entry level customer service rep, Daisey lives life in a cubicle, where every move he makes, every call he answers is noted on his productivity chart. Eventually, the scrutiny gets to be too much for our hero so he interviews for a better position. He still possesses no skills whatsoever but that doesnt seem to be a problem in a world that simply requires you to keep talking and look busy. To his astonishment, he gets the job and starts making some real money for the first time in his life. Even better, he gets stock options. He doesnt really do anything, mind you, but neither does anybody else. Between playing video games, reading the Wall Street Journal and sucking down innumerable lattes, they all manage to get through the day. Finally, Daisey cant stand it anymore because Free bagels and shiatsu massages dont really constitute a belief system. To the horror of everybody who knows him, he takes all the money hes made and Jean-Michele and heads off to Spain, where laziness has been raised to an art form. He feels right at home there.
Mike Daisey is one of the lucky ones. No, he never got to cash in those options to become an instant millionaire but he got out of the dot.com business before the business got him. Along the rocky road, somebody must have said to him Youll laugh about this someday. And they were right. Thanks for sharing, Mike. Were laughing right along with you.